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Three Bags Full This is something else And something else is good.Do you think sheep are stupid Do you think all they do the whole day long is eating grass Far from it When their sheepheard George is killed, his sheep decide to bring down the murderer together After all George read a murder story for them once, so how hard could it be So the sheep, as crime investigator number one the most intelligent sheep lady of Ireland, called Miss Maple hey, you know this name I do , start to investigate.But this i This is something else And something else is good.Do you think sheep are stupid Do you think all they do the whole day long is eating grass Far from it When their sheepheard George is killed, his sheep decide to bring down the murderer together After all George read a murder story for them once, so how hard could it be So the sheep, as crime investigator number one the most intelligent sheep lady of Ireland, called Miss Maple hey, you know this name I do , start to investigate.But this is proving to bedifficult than they expected Who is t I have to write a revised review I have to exIplainclearly why I really liked this book, beyond the fact that it still keeps me laughing even though I read it years ago I NEVER read mystery or crime novels And yet I loved it I never read fantasy books, and I loved it Why Well b c the sheep are so wonderful They are determined to find the murderer of their beloved Glen, whom they love b c he was so sweet and caring to them He read them stories every night He taught them a lot I have to write a revised review I have to exIplainclearly why I really lik A Witty Philosophical Murder Mystery With A Charming Twist The Crack Detectives Are Sheep Determined To Discover Who Killed Their Beloved Shepherd.On A Hillside Near The Cozy Irish Village Of Glennkill, The Members Of The Flock Gather Around Their Shepherd, George, Whose Body Lies Pinned To The Ground With A Spade George Has Cared For The Sheep, Reading Them A Plethora Of Books Every Night The Daily Exposure To Literature Has Made Them Far Savvier About The Workings Of The Human Mind Than Your Average Sheep Led By Miss Maple, The Smartest Sheep In Glennkill And Possibly The World , They Set Out To Find George S Killer.The A Team Of Investigators Includes Othello, The Bad Boy Black Ram Mopple The Whale, A Merino Who Eats A Lot And Remembers Everything And Zora, A Pensive Black Faced Ewe With A Weakness For Abysses Joined By Other Members Of The Richly Talented Flock, They Engage In Nightlong Discussions About The Crime And Wild Metaphysical Speculations, And They Embark On Reconnaissance Missions Into The Village, Where They Encounter Some Likely Suspects There S Ham, The Terrifying Butcher Rebecca, A Village Newcomer With A Secret And A Scheme Gabriel, The Shady Shepherd Of A Very Odd Flock And Father Will, A Sinister Priest Along The Way, The Sheep Confront Their Own All Too Human Struggles With Guilt, Misdeeds, And Unrequited Love Three Bags Full Is Already An International Hit It S Rather As If Agatha Christie Had Re Written The Wind In The Willows, And I Ended By Loving It, Jane Jakeman Wrote In The Independent Funny, Fresh, And Endearing, It Introduces A Wonderful Breed Of Detectives To American Readers. It s a cute premise a dead shepherd is discovered by his flock of sheep with a spade sticking out of his chest, and the sheep then set out to solve the mystery of the shepherd s murder Fine I have no problem with cute.The problem with this book is that it s just not a very good mystery, despite the billing The clues are often garbled in translation from human to sheep and back again, such that the reader loses a clear sense of what s actually happening The clues we do have don t add up to m It s a cute premise a dead shepherd is discovered by his flock of sheep with a spade sticking out of his chest, and the sheep then set out to solve the mystery of the shepherd Read this book now Stop whatever you are doing, turn off whatever s cooking on the stove, turn off the music you were just listening to, put down whatever lesser book you thought you d read go to a locally owned used bookstore and buy this book It s one of those books that if it had been written even the tiniest bit differently, the entire wondrous thing would have collapsed But it s brilliant, it s just brilliant It s like Watership Down meets Ruth Rendell, but with a higher percentage o Read this book now Stop whatever you are doing, turn off whatever s cooking on the stove, turn off the music you were just listening to, put down whatever lesser book you thought you d read go to a locally owned used bookstore and buy this book It s A shepherd is murdered and it s up to the flock to find out whodunnit Lead by the intrepid Miss Maple, a delightful cast of sheep characters put their fluffy, fleece heads together to crack the case.As a murder mystery, this book isn t that entertaining, but as a parody of the Miss Marple books, it is fantastic Each sheep in the flock has a distinct character that gives it a unique ability to contribute to the cas Sheep, it turns out, have quite a bit in common with humans We are both gossipy, superstitious, and prone to exaggeration Like us, sheep have theories about life after death you become a fluffy, cloud sheep in the sky , and prejudices goats are crazy And occasionally, someone will offer up sane words of advice that both sheep and humans would do well to heedYou shouldn t believe what you don t understand You should understand what you believe.The sheep in this book can talk, but onl Sheep, it turns out, have quite a bit in common with humans We are both gossipy, superstitious, and prone to exaggeration Like us, sheep have theories about life after death you become a fluffy, cloud sheep in the sky , and prejudices goats are crazy And occasionally, someone will offer up sane words of advice that both sheep and humans would do well to heedYou shouldn t believe what you don t understand You should understand what you believe.The sheep in this book can talk, but only to other sheep They sometimes say cute things, but they are REAL sheep, not cartoonish fluff balls with pink bows and eyelashes aflutter And they are trying to figure out who killed their beloved shepherd, George As it turns out, you don t need CSI, DNA evidence, or ev Rating 3.8 stars, I m rounding up Three Bags Full is, without a doubt, the best sheep detective novel ever written It s a very fun read that can be enjoyed as a simple diversion from life s cares or as a serious, if humorous, look at dealing with guilt, misdeeds, and unrequited love back cover.The story begins when George Glenn s flock discovers his dead body in their meadow one morning An uncommon shepherd, George had been in the habit of reading to his sheep primarily trashy romances Rating 3.8 stars, I m rounding up Three Bags Full is, without a doubt, t I never thought I would find myself commenting in a book review about how realistic the sheep characters seemed to be But in Leonie Swann s delightful murder mystery, I repeatedly found myself thinking Yes I bet that s exactly what a sheep would think While these crime fighting sheep are smart and understand English, they are still just so sheepy that I had no trouble losing myself in their world The author s depiction of flock s attempt to make sense of certain quirks of human behavior fr I never thought I would find myself commenting in a book review about how realistic the sheep characters seemed to be But in Leonie Swann s delightful murder mystery, I repeatedly found myself thinking Yes I bet that s exactly what a sheep would think While these crime fighting sheep are smart and understand English, they are still just so sheepy that I had no trouble losing myself in thei A wonderful, priceless book, full of wit and philosophical musings and profound observations.One morning at the small village of Glennkill, Ireland, a small flock of sheep wake up to find that their shepherd, George Glenn, has been murdered With a spade through his guts Miss Maple, the cleverest sheep in Glennkill, decides they should investigate and find his murderer, because even though George was a bit of a peculiar and irrascible bastard, he was still their shepherd, and who would read Pa A wonderful, priceless book, full of wit and philosophical musings and profound observations.One morning at the small village of Glennkill, Irela

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